Now, really? I could just be a bitter bagel bagger, but I get so irritated when someone comes into a restaurant on a daily basis and asks for things that just don’t exist. Who ever heard of a chicken salad flavored bagel? And even if there was such a thing, it isn’t on the menu at the bagel shop I’ve worked at for over three years now. I could be bitter, but really, I am just looking for some humor and satisfaction in accusing some of the unpleasant, annoying customers that frequent the bagel shop of being ignorant.
Here’s an idea. Those people that came up with the “Bagelfuls” (which, by the way, are shaped like a twinkie, and where do they get off labeling it a bagel? just because it’s filled with cream cheese? bagel racism!) … those people might be on to something, but I’ve got something that will blow “Bagelfuls” away. I propose that City Bagel starts making a whole new line of bagels, filled with not just cream cheese, but also chicken salad – and pizza. Like a calzone shaped like a bagel. Or maybe we could just mix the mayonnaise and chicken in the actual dough. Then maybe I won’t think you are such an idiot when you place your order this way:
“Yea, I’m gonna’ have a chicken salad bagel on a tomato basil bagel”
…rant of the day. the end.
Worst thing ordered this week:
an onion bagel with only mayo and red onions.