Monthly Archives: January 2010
Zero on the “Fun Scale”
c’est la vie d’une fille I am trying to have a little fun in my life and no one wants me to. So I agree to your terms and conditions…I agree not to have fun. But only for a limited … Continue reading
Acrylic Nails
Me + Amanda + (hopefully) Sarah are going to Coney Island…FINALLY! I’m going to pack all of the skankiest shit I can think of – big hair wigs, sleezy animal print clothes and cut-offs, and I’m gettin’ my nails done…long … Continue reading
West
It’s time to go West again young princess…patterns in the dunes…O’Keefe on my mind. Big words only make you seem pretentious (word of the month). That’s why I keep it simple people.
One Month, Four Days Ago
Mr. Merkl took this the night we wrote the obituary. The look on my face pretty much sums it up; I’ve got a lot on my shoulders since Dad died, and I don’t know how to deal with it. BUT… … Continue reading
Fanboy
MTV TrueLife “I’m a Fanboy” is so tragic…. and also pretty hilarious. When I was a little girl and Power Rangers was all the rave, everyone played “I wanna’ be a Power Ranger” and I thought they were all dumb … Continue reading
Fifi Hates Me
“Fifi” = my car…and she is very unhappy with me, and guess what? I DON’T CARE. That bitch. I just paid $180 for a new alternator and the hooker decided that her battery is dead, which is totally unacceptable. NOW … Continue reading
On hold…
“Then I thought about boxing and what my father had taught me about it. To tighten your fists hard. To strike out straight from the shoulder and never punch backing up. How to cut a punch by snapping your fist … Continue reading