Monthly Archives: January 2010

Zero on the “Fun Scale”

c’est la vie d’une fille I am trying to have a little fun in my life and no one wants me to. So I agree to your terms and conditions…I agree not to have fun. But only for a limited … Continue reading

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Acrylic Nails

Me + Amanda + (hopefully) Sarah are going to Coney Island…FINALLY! I’m going to pack all of the skankiest shit I can think of – big hair wigs, sleezy animal print clothes and cut-offs, and I’m gettin’ my nails done…long … Continue reading

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West

It’s time to go West again young princess…patterns in the dunes…O’Keefe on my mind. Big words only make you seem pretentious (word of the month). That’s why I keep it simple people.

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One Month, Four Days Ago

Mr. Merkl took this the night we wrote the obituary. The look on my face pretty much sums it up; I’ve got a lot on my shoulders since Dad died, and I don’t know how to deal with it. BUT… … Continue reading

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Fanboy

MTV TrueLife “I’m a Fanboy” is so tragic…. and also pretty hilarious. When I was a little girl and Power Rangers was all the rave, everyone played “I wanna’ be a Power Ranger” and I thought they were all dumb … Continue reading

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Fifi Hates Me

“Fifi” = my car…and she is very unhappy with me, and guess what? I DON’T CARE. That bitch. I just paid $180 for a new alternator and the hooker decided that her battery is dead, which is totally unacceptable. NOW … Continue reading

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On hold…

“Then I thought about boxing and what my father had taught me about it. To tighten your fists hard. To strike out straight from the shoulder and never punch backing up. How to cut a punch by snapping your fist … Continue reading

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